I fucking hate that song. (⊙_◎) (⋋▂⋌)
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Anonymous asked: Have you decided what you want to do with your life yet
I always knew.
Anonymous asked: Coming from personal experience, you are amazing in bed. xoxo
Ohmygod, haha, thank-you.
Anonymous asked: you are good at sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA, cheers.
Anonymous asked: Are you related to Al Gore? Are you jewish?
Yes.
And yes, I keep my foreskin in a frame.
Anonymous asked: You did the right thing deactivating your sex advice blog. Makes no sense to give sex advice if you fail at sex.
I don’t think you can really fail at sex, I mean the fundamentals are pretty simple, and the questions I was asked were simple things also like “is the g-spot a myth?” so that was very easy to answer as well as I provided descriptions of different fetishes and examples of such as voyeurism and how you can like being watched in an intimate act or watching someone else in an intimate act.
I also posted erotic (not pornographic) pictures that I thought were beautiful.
Also I’d write about sex toys or products that I used to sell when I worked at Diva’s Den, an adult boutique.
Lastly get the fuck off my tumblr you cretin scum, you clearly are some know-it-all fuckhead such as the losers in Townsville or the people busy tugging their dicks over 12 year olds in Mackay, take your keyboard warrior self entitlement and shove it up your incredibly loose arsehole.
I am a fucking rad person, and you can’t handle it. I probably didn’t want to sleep with you, slept with your boyfriend/mom or you’re ugly and insecure. Peace.
Anonymous asked: thought you had a boyfriend?
“Why are you single?”
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
Story of my life
Anonymous asked: I have been informed that you have a very informative sex advice blog what is it called ?
Why the crap would I tell you? If I wanted it to be a public thing then I’d just advertise it on this blog. And I deactivated it anyway.
Holy Shit
I plan on getting absolutely disgustingly drunk when I’m in Brisbane the next week, I can’t even describe how drunk I’m going to get, something like………just before shit yourself drunk and just after shitting while throwing up/passing out.
Mann, I’m so excited, holy crap and fuck balls.
